She got a valentine from Gary I opened it up it said, Would you please be mine. I gave her flowers and some candy She opened them up and said, Youre trying to make me fat.
[chorus] (now) I just want a new girlfriend I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend I just want someone to laugh at me
not to smart, not to tall, likes to watch tv and play basketball
I bought a car and let her drive it She opened the door and said Oh bother, this is red. I gave her all my notes from algebra She opened em up and said , I cant believe youre so stupid.
I wont ever make her wash my car, NO! I wont ever take a walk, not unless shes there Oh, oh, oh, oh!
[Thanks to volleychic026@aol.com for these lyrics]
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