Weird Al Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues

One, two, a-one, two, three, four

Well I, can't go to the park

Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues

I woke up this morning
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up this morning

Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow

Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song

Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds

Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried

Weird Al Yankovic - Airline Amy

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight
She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight
Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now

Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing

Weird Al Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know

Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping

You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby's kinda nauseating

Weird Al Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising

Now, you won't find me braggin'
'Bout my big green station wagon
Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'