Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01

I had a pizza,
Covered with cheese.
I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02

Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,
And his name is Bernie, Bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03

The first steak I ordered,
It wasn't very hot.
I had to send it back,

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04

Burger King!
What's the price for fries?
I'll take the jumbo size!

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05

Hey! Oooh! Oh!
One rule you all should obey:
Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06

I know to keep a woman satisfied.
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide.
They're always in the mood for something to munch.

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool.
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09

Oh, oh, here she comes.
Boy, she likes that processed meat.
Oh, oh, here she comes.

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10

Baby, when we go to parties,
I drink a buncha beer.
Then my tummy starts a-grumblin'

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11

Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.

Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12

Wanna whole lotta lunch!
Wanna whole lotta lunch!
Wanna whole lotta lunch!