Afroman - Missisippi

(Palmdale was like the peak of my life, but Palmdale over with, homeboy. I'm fittin' to go home cuz.)
Please take me back home, (You know what I'm sayin'?) to Mississippi.
(I got my Greyhound ticket right here, man. I'm fittin' to go back and kick it with my family, cuz.)

Afroman - Crazy Rap

(Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right?
Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?

Afroman - Drive Better Drunk

[Chorus: 2x]
Don't grab my keys when the party's over
I drive better drunk, than you do sober

Afroman - Freak On With You

[Verse 1]
Walking down the street with a gangsta limp
Hoes on the corner like a O.G. pimp

Afroman - Ghetto Memories

[Afroman talking]
Gotta do one song for the hood
This going out to all my homeboys

Afroman - Hush

[Hook (Afroman talking)]
Hush, hush (yeah yeah)
Somebody's callin my name (if you listen closely baby)

Afroman - Lets All Get Drunk Tonight

Let's all get drunk tonight. (Hell yeah.) I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight. (C'mon.)
Let's all get high tonight. Maybe nobody will die tonight. (C'mon, dance with me baby, c'mon.)
Let's all sell yell tonight. (Sling yay.) I hope I don't go back to jail tonight. (Not tonight.)

Afroman - She Wont Let Me Fucc

(Hey Sugar, how you doin'? Your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude.
What do you mean, 'Where's my girl?' Probly with your man. Can we fuck?)

Afroman - Tall Cans

Ahhhhhhhhhhh shit! shit! shit!
Now I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party

Afroman - The American Dream

Yes! Yes! Thank you for inviting me here for my final speech.
Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians, and transvestites,
allow me to introduce myself as the Hungry Hustler, Afroman.