I got a dichotomy inside of me like sodomy my brain and body fight on the potty part of me wants a lobotomy It's botherin me you need to bottle me into a pill sell me at CVS next to the dill
Golden Keys, cash on trees, raining men its all for me geez Everyone here got the name C wow they all like bowin to me- I must be the King C Feelin super Oompa Loopa boomin in my jeep damn sweet super duper
Hold your breath when you see me walking by I'm obsessed with movies, like Barbed Wire throw a stiletto in ya eye I confess I'm like Jesse James in an Ames parking lot
I'm the chick who drops sick flows fill bowls with ill flows ill ho hell knows pantyhose holes full of No Doz Make your earholes shit pop six Pep Bysmol sick abysmal bitch suckin dildos instead of dicks
Pray I yell fore before I play before I foray let me explain, all day all ways Foreplay? Hmmm I can make your cock go higher than the hair on Kid 'n Play
I'm the flyest MC the finest MC the nicest MC oh that's boring see There's another MPC so why you think most hip-hop sounds the same except for me? Cryptic kick shit from the crypt sadistic lick hits with wit I'm quick
Please don't mess with me I'll spit you out like you were Sunny D Did you really think you could be mean baby? Listen this next part is key, You play a lot of Nintendo, smoke Endo