Eminem - Steve Berman (skit)

[Eminem] This muthafucka man...
[Berman] It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on... Em...
[Eminem] What up?

D12 - Steve Berman (skit)

[Eminem]
Hey Steve, Vanessa said you waned to see me

Eminem - Curtains Close (skit)

[Ken Kaniff]
Is this thing on?
Where'd everybody go?

Eminem - Em Calls Paul (skit)

Aye yo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video

Eminem - Final Thought (skit)

[People chanting eminem]
[Paper folding/tearing]
[Footsteps]

Eminem - Paul Rosenberg (skit)

Em, it's Paul.
Listen, Joel just called me and he said you're in the fucking back behind his studio,
shooting your gun off in the air like it's a shooting range.

Eminem - Paul (skit)

Hey Em, it's Paul
Uh, listen I just got a call from the label
And you're probably not gonna be surprised but, um

Eminem - The Kiss (skit)

[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fuckin' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this bitch.
[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know.
[Eminem] What?

Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous

- "Polychronopolous"

I'm a big fuckin' dick

Ashanti - Black Child (skit)

We Interupt This Program Of the Beautiful World Of Ashanti
Chapter 2
To Bring You To The Streets

Ashanti - Buck 3000 (skit)

Sunday June 13 12:20 A.M.

Yo I'll * with that record

Ashanti - Fight (over Skit)

[Ashanti:] Yo, we need to talk
[Guy:] Here we go again. What we need to talk about man?
[Ashanti:] We need to talk about us and what's going on.