Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."

[Mopping sounds]

Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."

[Kids getting on the bus]

Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."

[Lecturing]

Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."

[Lecturing]

Adam Sandler - Assistant Principals Big Day

[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty,
If I could have your attention please.

Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin

Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend

Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother

Adam Sandler - Buddy

[Moving Train]
"Next stop! Coopersville!"

Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues

When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake

Adam Sandler - Crazy Love

[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
[Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)

Adam Sandler - Dancin And Pantsin

When I was a young man
I didn't like to dance
I was shy

Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo