Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (ii)

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka

Adam Sandler - Mothers Day Song

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.

Adam Sandler - Santa Song

So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,

Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..

Adam Sandler - The Goat Song

I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope

Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.."
"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song"
"I hope you enjoy it."

Adam Sandler - Assistant Principals Big Day

[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty,
If I could have your attention please.

Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin

Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend

Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother

Adam Sandler - Buddy

[Moving Train]
"Next stop! Coopersville!"

Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues

When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake

Adam Sandler - Crazy Love

[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
[Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)