Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra Gory)

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Weird Al Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy

Where'd you learn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I can't relax

Weird Al Yankovic - Snack All Night

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light

New Kids On The Block - Last Night I Saw Santa Claus

I hope everybody's havin' a merry christmas, I know I am, hey!
I feel good, I feel alright, hey!

Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow

Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song

Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds

Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried

Weird Al Yankovic - Airline Amy

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight
She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight
Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now

Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing